y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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