first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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