Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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