What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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