i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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