i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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