She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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