....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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