I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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