I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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