question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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