Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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