Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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