They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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