I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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