I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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