i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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