Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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