The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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