I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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