So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
