Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She's JV to your varsity
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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