I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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