Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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