Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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