someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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