Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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