She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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