I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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