so explain again why im purple
no
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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