He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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