Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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