And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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