he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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