69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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