Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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