Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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