But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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