i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
