I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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