I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
