Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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