how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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