Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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