Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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