I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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