This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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