first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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