You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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