i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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