I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Randomize
