windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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