I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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